Sworn to Silence – New Moon Review 8
But the gag order has been lifted! I will warn before I write any spoilers, so feel free to read the beginning of this post.
I went to see New Moon at the 12:02 am showing when it opened. My friends had sworn me to silence until they’d seen it for themselves. So I kept my mouth and my fingers shut. The friend that was especially adamant that I speak no evil is SMM and I don’t even know if she reads my blog! But I couldn’t take that chance (btw, in case she does read this, I’ll admit that she’s my girl-crush, LOL). Now that they’ve had a chance to see it, I can now talk about it!
A guy friend on FaceBook posted “what is this new moon”? My response? It’s between the waxing and the waning.
The first thing that I discovered is that I’m TOO OLD to go to a midnight movie on a week night. I got home at 3:00 am and then had to get up with the kids at 6:30. OUCH. I had what I called a “New Moon Migraine”. Friday was an awful day, the kids wouldn’t nap and I was completely exhausted. The theater was of course PACKED with tweens and teens. The gasps and ohhhs and ahhhhs were kind of annoying and sometimes interfered with hearing the dialogue but overall it wasn’t too bad. My husband cautioned me to beware of teen girls swooning in the aisles but I responded with “I’ll just step over those silly girls”. I’ve tried to weigh in my mind whether the movie was worth the sleep deprivation hangover and I’ve come to the conclusion that Yes….. it was worth it (but barely).
On to the actual film!
I thought the new director did a MUCH better job. It seemed like a more polished film and I loved the parts that they managed to squeeze into the movie that I thought they’d have to drop. I was impressed with how they worked in the narratives and kept the feel of the book.
I love the way they handled October, November, December. They were able to help you feel the pain without dwelling on it too much. Very clever.
I loved the Volturi parts and think they nailed those characters perfectly (including Dakota Fanning, which I was certain wasn’t going to work). Loved the red eyes!
Here’s where my mild spoilers come in!
I loved that they finally said that Jasper could affect moods even if they snuck that in there quickly.
I loved Alice throughout the whole thing. And I enjoyed the narrative with the emails that bounced. I thought that was a clever way to work in the feelings they couldn’t actually portray.
I HATED Edwards bare chest. EWWWWW, his nipples don’t look right, one is different than the other and his chest was just plain ugly! If I knew my chest was going to be ogled by a group of girls, I would’ve worked out SOME. I know he’s not supposed to be buff, but he could’ve at least looked pasty toned!
Jacob tried to win me over and almost succeeded. I was certain he was the wrong guy for the part but the chemistry was really there and I really enjoyed his role. I had to keep reminding myself not to drool, he’s only 17 (thankfully I already have a Hollywood crush (my first ever!) and I’ll post about that soon)!! I think he (Taylor Lautner) did a great job.
I had no idea ahead of time how they could come up with the wolf transition or to make the creature be believable. I feel they hit the mark. This was a much more action-packed movie than the first.
The best actors in the film were the more seasoned ones such as Harry Clearwater, Billy Black, Charlie Swan (Billy Burke), the guy who played Aro and surprisingly Jacob!
In my opinion Bella (Kristen Stewart) still needs some acting lessons. She looks perfect for the part, but her acting could use some more polishing although she did much better this film than the first one.
I didn’t leave the theater like I did with Twilight — obsessed but I did enjoy the film so much more if not the story.
I saw the film again this Wednesday (night before Thanksgiving) and was glad that I did. I enjoyed it more the second time than the first (except that I had to sit in the second to the front row and it killed my old neck!).
Ah yes…. it feels good to spill the beans!





















