Happy Birthday Robert!
Today is my awesome husband’s birthday. I’m so glad that he was born!
If I listed all of your great qualities, this would be the longest blog post ever. 
So I’ll just dis you instead. You’re mean, you’re grumpy, you’re… wait, none of that is true! You’re a wonderful man and I’m very lucky to have met you.
Honey, I hope you have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday! As of today, I am no longer 3 years older than you so you can stop gloating now. Every year, there are 2 weeks per year when I am 3 years older than Robert and he loves to rub it in.
Sorry, that due to my medical test today (I’ll blog about it tomorrow in my Update Part 2), we’re going to have to postpone your actual celebration. I suck! But I promise to make it up to you. I love you!
Hi Nancy – and HAPPY HAPPY Birthday Robert! (Nancy, shhh, tell me he’s wearing makeup?)
Thank you, Nancy! Suzen, I’d had a long day, and was about ready to hit the hay before that picture was taken.